That's 2016 NBA champion and "Dancing with the Stars" winner Iman Shumpert to you.
While Shumpert is far from the first former professional athlete to be named Mirror Ball champion, he is the first ex-NBA player to boast the distinction.
To be fair, he's also the only one who is married to singer-songwriter, dancer and choreographer Teyana Taylor. While we can't say for certain that Taylor played a role in the 31-year-old's preparation for the competition,having her in his cornercertainly didn't hurt.
Whether Shumpert's success will prompt more NBA brethren to participate remains to be seen, but he knows who would be primed for success.
Now that Shump has officially joined the likes of Emmitt Smith, Laurie Hernandez and Hines Ward as a Mirror Ball champion, we're looking back on his electrifying dance journey that both put the world on notice and made us acutely aware of our lack of coordination:
On to the finals ...
Team DanIman, as Iman andDaniella were referred to on the show, wowed the judges during the semifinals with their jazz routine to "Dark Fantasy" by Kanye West (which features vocals by Teyana Taylor). If you watch the above video you'll have approximately zero questions why they earned the strong score of38 out of 40.
In case the tantalizing choreography and flawless delivery weren't reasons enough for fans to vote for Shumpert,the former Cavs player shouted out his old teammateLeBron Jameswith theLos Angeles Lakersstar's signature "Silencer" celebration.
The nod to King James was seemingly enough to make LeBron fans pledge their loyalty to Iman in the final. He admittedly needed all the help he could get going up against Amanda Kloots, Cody Rigsby and JoJo Siwa and her dedicated fan base, theSiwanatorz (Siwa boasts 11.1 million followers on Instagram alone).
Breakout dance ...
In every hero's journey there's a moment, a turning point that thrusts the main character on the path tofulfilling their destiny. In Shump's quest to capture the elusive Mirror Ball trophy, we can all point to the "Horror Night" dance and say "this was it."
The contemporary routine was inspired by the 2019 critically acclaimed Jordan Peele horror movie "Us" and was performed to "I Got 5 On It (Tethered Mix)." The duo got into character by rocking red jumpsuits like the murderous doppelgngers, or tethers, featured in the movie and delivering the same haunting facial expressions and mannerisms as the villains.
Their commitment to detail paid off, as all four judges awarded Shumpert and Karagach the maximum 10 points, giving the team its first perfect score (40) of the season. The judges were also heavy on the praise.
"You transported us to another world," said judge Carrie Ann Inaba. "My mind was blown, it was sheer perfection."
Fellow judge Derek Hough agreed with Inaba and described the dance as a routine that "people will watch over and over and over again."
And finally, judge Bruno Tonioli echoed the sentiment, concluding, "It was your masterpiece performance."
What the fans are saying ...
The judges weren't the only ones enamored with the duo's Oct. 25 performance. The routine went viral, garnering reaction from fans of the show and NBA superstars alike.
Most notably, the LeBron guy we were talking about earlier had thoughts:
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
James' support didn't go unnoticed by his former teammate. Upon seeing LeBron's rave review, Shump was quick to shoot a subtle shot about potentially joining King James & Co. on the Lakers' star-studded roster:
Hey, if J.R. Smith could get a ring in 2020 anything is possible.
Most slept-on routine ...
As is true with any great artist who has amassed an extensive catalog of work, there are many varying opinions on what qualifies as Shumpert's best stuff. Just as someone might ride for Adele's banger "Rolling in the Deep" or generational ballad "Hello," others will vow her heartbreaking transparency on "Hold On" puts the new track in a league of its own.
That is to say, while the "Horror Night" performance and semifinals jazz routine earned the most critical acclaim, this Nov. 1 "Queen Night" paso doble to "Another One Bites the Dust" (32 out of 40) is excellent in its own right.
Did we just compare Shumpert the dancer to Adele the singer-songwriter? Yes, yes we did. Just go with it.
Shump's got range ...
If there was ever any doubt aboutTeam DanIman's range, it was put to rest when they performed a redemption tango to "Telephone" by Martynas (37 out of 40) during the semifinals. The same night they showed out with the"Dark Fantasy" jazz routine? Precisely.
We won't pretend to have a wealth of ballroom dancing knowledge, but if the experts -- er, people in the comments section of the "Dancing with the Stars" YouTube page -- are to be believed, the duo demonstrated excellent connection despite their height difference, the choreography was outstanding and Iman's posture improved immensely over the course of the season.
The above praise was enough to bring the Mirror Ball home to the sports world despite a star-studded finale.
AsShumpert explained on "The Real"last week, he "didn't come on the show to lose." But he had to bring his A-game to defeat who he perceived to be his greatest competition: Siwa.
"My daughter might vote for her," Shumpert said of the YouTube sensation, with a laugh.
Meanwhile, Taylor had one piece ofadvice for how her husband could emerge victoriouson Monday: "Sell it."
And sell it he did. Shumpert and Karagach's freestyle to "Lose Control" and their cha-cha/foxtrot fusion dance to "September" both earned perfect scores of 40 out of 40 in the finale.