VIRAL VIDEO: Southwest flight attendant's comedy routine

April 15, 2014 9:58:58 AM PDT
A Southwest Airlines flight attendant has put her own comedic stamp on the airplane safety demonstration.


"My ex-husband, my new boyfriend, and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features aboard this 737 800 series," said flight attendant Mary Cobb. "Position your seat belt tight and low across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra. Everybody gets a door prize in the seat back in front of you, along with dirty diapers, chewing gum wrappers, dirty diapers, and all the other gifts you leave for us from time to time."

Cobb has been with Southwest for over seven years and knows how to get a flight's attention.

"Everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini," she said. "One size fits all. To activate the flow of oxygen, simply insert 75 cents for the first minute. If you're traveling with more than one child, pick out the one that might have the most earning potential down the road."

Some passengers have given Cobb rave reviews online saying she's not only funny, but is also a caring flight attendant.